MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS

Sorry i'm late. Mehn... today get K-leg. First of all, dress got torn. Dont know how and it happened in a bad place(my yansh) thankfully i wore black tight so nothing show. Secondly i was held back at work because of an easy task that seem difficult today( just to send scanned documents, the thing nor gree go). We all have our dreams as well as secrets. I'll bet so many of you are anxiously waiting for me to spill the milk. Ehmm....
nor be serious gist jooor so relax.  I will list few though....

1.  NEVER BEEN ON AN AIR-PLANE. 
          In as much as i don 'gboro'(waka) everywhere i've never been on a plane. And every time i make plans to one juju go just happen. Yea na poor man de say shout bitter abeg lemme o, na my plan to enter plane. Shuuuuuu! Wish me well na. For my old age i never enter local but i don dream to fly international sha *shinesteeth*  Trust me the day way i go enter eh?! Chai! I must make sure say i si-dan near the window.

2.   BEANS AD MESS.
        This one is quite funny. Almost everybody who knows me very well, know my love for beans. But i must confess this is the first time am going to admit that i mess every time i chaw beans.  hahahahaha. Yes o! Who wan admit to such tin before! I find it awkward when being asked what's your favorite food and am quick to jump in with the answer BEANS and then the next question goes "HOPE YOU DONT MESS" Now talk true if na you wetin you go talk. Abegi! Leave matter for Mathias.

3. SEX.
       This aint about my sex life o! Na gender i de refer to I'm not claiming to be a transgender or anything but for the majority of my life i have felt like a bloke stuck in a chicks body.

4.  I ONCE HAD A SERIOUS CRUSH ON AN EX's FRIEND. 
       Trust me no girl will ever admit to this. And sorry i won't give name nor will i go into details. But nothing happen o. I gats co-ordinate well. I just love having him around. At a time sef, i enjoyed is company than the supposed boyfriend. E better maik you like somebody from afar. Respect for myself and my ex nor ever maik me further things. Didnt even tell the dude even when i parted ways with my ex. Somethings are better left unsaid.

5. PREGNANCY SCARE.
        This happened many years ago. I had a pregnancy scare. As in i felt like killing myself because i know my family too well. Dem go use math finish me. For like a week i refused to eat, was always in my room. When everyone was in the palour chatting i de inside the cry. I never enter University see the kain igbese/wahala (problem) way i carry. I beat myself up for over 2 weeks. Couldn't handle the issue alone finally decided to confide in a friend of mine. She eventually succeeded in calming me down. And we were contemplating whether to tell my family or go for an abortion (nor blame me so many things nai enter my head). Last last she asked if i was going to tell the boy. I felt awkward and asked which boy. The boy na way give you belle she replied. And i told her no one o. That i haven't seen my period that's why am scared. That's when she knew what was happening. I always hear my sisters say if you miss period you go get belle so to me i don get belle. Like seriously, those 2 weeks were my scariest days ever.


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