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Saturday, 2 April 2016

Advantages of Fuel Scarcity in Nigeria

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    Everyone in the country is complaining bitterly about the fuel scarcity. Some fuel stations sell 150naira while others sell 200naira we never talk of black market o. Car owners have resolved in jumping molue to their offices and
various places instead of using the over-priced fuel. Me way nor get car de complain for the mata too. 3 things in short nai de worry us for the country- The hot weather, Fuel scarcity and Dollar increase. I rarely go out for business adverts unless someone calls to place an order. Well, Bible say in all things give thanks so i'm trying to look at the bright side of this situation.
   
   What good has the fuel scarcity done to the country?....

  1. Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave. My neighbour now run her gen for less than 3 hours now. Her own good na, i run mine for 1 hour. You need to see the rush way i tay de plug my power-bank, fridge(to preserve food). phones and  laptop(pray maik my charger nor blow sha).                                                                                                                 
  2. Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out. ehm... the cold drinks na just overrated gist base on most sit-outs buy blocks or probably run their gen over the night to chill their drinks.                                                                                                                                             
  3. All  housewives are cooking good food because no more AJ, Sizzlers and Kada Fries. These places are now half-filled with people. Eating out this period na serious luxury.                              
  4. Kids are reading their books since seeing movies needs fuel. Even without the fuel my parents whopped our asses to bed. #TruDat                                                                                                  
  5. No more congestion in network since many phones are off. Maybe or maybe not.                                
  6. Browsing and downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online. Hahahahaha Only me write this speculation only me dey laff. Mehn Glo network need deliverance.                       
  7. Everyone sleeps very early now, no more late night movies. Well, i still stay up late o.                        
  8. There are MORE PRAYERS and less distractions. This is very correct because i find myself praying fervently this period. Fuel motivation me nor con know. But the truth is i aint all that busy as before.                                                                                                                                  
  9. Parents are overjoyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies. My niece called some minutes ago to complain. I can totally relate. Parents just de vex this period. "am looking for money to buy fuel and you're pressing phone abi?"hahahaha             
  10. Even God Himself is very happy when He sees people who haven't gone to church for months-years going to church and staying for both first and second services just to charge their phones.   
  11. No more traffic. One gets to their destination on time.
Remember these are just mere speculations. 
Have a fun day because my weekend just started. 
Mwah!!

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