Naija Army Nor Jus Get Joy

     Hey you! Happy April's Fool Day( just implemented it hehehe). Lucky me, no one pranked me today probably it's because i've been offline. 

     Oh how i love military personnels. They are cute (the young ones mostly), can buy you booze, shows when you need them and among other things. I like the way pipu de shake wen dem see army (for naija one soldier man na army so go with the flow). I was tempted to apply for
NDA(yea yea na everything i wan do) but my family didn't approve still wish i did ( by now my senior broda for de draw chair maik i si-dan wen e see me #ShinesTeeth). I was well informed about the benefits and obstacles to face in the academy. The only threat i didn't like was moving my family from one region to another. Now back to the main topic. There is a popular saying "If Soldier slap you, you go know say Police na your friend).  The training they get makes them cruel and the more you say 'abeg' the more your punishment increases. 

    I remember one day we(i and my friends) dey drive round Warri. We reach Bendel Estate by one army point nai the poor boy con go greet. Only God know wetin maik am greet. Maybe courtesy i nor know. Omon! One of the soldiers jus ask us to pack. The funny tin be say if army wan treat your f@#k up dem nor de frown face like police man. Dem go jus keep a straight face or even worse smile. We thought it wasn't severe. Like play like play nor be small kweshion everybody answer dat day. Whose car, where we coming from, where we going to, and lastly why the greeting. Abi the guy de mock dem say dem de under sun? We got away but the guy did some frog jump sha.

   Well thankfully i've never been punished by any soldier. I ran for my dear life one day i saw their van. I was on camouflage( heard how it turned out for people). Kindly share with me your experiences with naija soldiers.