SIMPLE WARRI GEH BLOG

My Personal Blog Page- Me(nearly)... Unedited.

Wednesday, 13 July 2016

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

FIND SOMETHING YOU CARE ABOUT AND CARE DEEPLY.

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Sorry i've been quiet for the past 3 days. Technically, i only write weekdays monday-friday. Yesterday was my mum's remembrance (14 Years Gone)  i was too disrupt to write anything other than a farewell speech on my facebook

Friday, 24 June 2016

MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS

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Sorry i'm late. Mehn... today get K-leg. First of all, dress got torn. Dont know how and it happened in a bad place(my yansh) thankfully i wore black tight so nothing show. Secondly i was held back at work because of an easy task that seem difficult today( just to send scanned documents, the thing nor gree go). We all have our dreams as well as secrets. I'll bet so many of you are anxiously waiting for me to spill the milk. Ehmm....

Thursday, 23 June 2016

You'll Regret It If You Haven't Done These 30 Things Before 30

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Don't regret not focusing more on where you wanted to go in life, what you wanted to do, who you wanted to be and what it would take to get there. Everyone has a bucket list. These days though, that isn't enough. Indeed, there are now a bunch of things you should do not only before you die, but before you reach the ripe age of 30. Here are a few I was able to whip up:

 1. GO TO COLLEGE

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

Why Didn't I Ever Think Of That????!!!!!!

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People love it when they discover something that will make life easier. Here is a list of hacks that will help you through life....

  •   Don't  try to turn all your hobbies into business opportunities. 
  •   Cut onions with no manly tears? Chew gum!

Tuesday, 21 June 2016

FAITH, HOPE and LOVE

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As our pipu will say "Start wetin you go fit finish". I took a long break. My friends de suspect say i don get belle go hide for my village till my 9 months complete before i fall out. hahaahahahha. We've all been busy with life. But trust me i will try and keep this blog running.

"There's so much good in all of us, the best we can do is to help each other let it out."

Thursday, 12 May 2016

Tanker Explosion Along Ore-Benin Road

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A terrible accident occured today along Ore-Benin road. And yes these photos were taken far from the scene (eh! the smoke reach una see, i couldn't risk my life nor vex).  I kept praying the tanker driver

Thursday, 21 April 2016

EVERY DAY FOR THE THIEF, ONE DAY FOR THE OWNER.

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   3 days ago( sorry for the late gist na network cause am). A young man has been terrorising a particular area in Sapele Delta State. Pipu don complain taya and Olokpa(Police) and area Vigilantes nor too hep much for the mata. "We are still investigating" nai be their usual statement."  As hand norva toush the tiff na, guy-man still dey operate steady until this fateful night.

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

So I Got Engaged Last Week

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 Sincere apology for not writing all this while. Work's been slow but i pretty much engaged myself in other things so it won't be one of my lazy weeks. I volunteered as a model on Natural Hair Event.

Wednesday, 6 April 2016

NOW WATCHING: SCREAM QUEENS Season 1

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   SCREAM QUEENS is quite old i know. Had it on my system for a very long time now. Didn't find first 2 episodes interesting. It's more like am seeing the movie "Scream" all over again. Same killing spree. Masked killer  and definitely someone they know but never suspected. Anyway, the movie is a

Monday, 4 April 2016

Don't Judge 'cuz They Sin Differently Than You

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      There are generally two sorts of women- Call-girls and Faithful girlfriends. A Call girl and her client have a transactional relationship. It's more like a job. They meet, exchange funds(as in the guy nai go pay), have sex and part ways with no strings attached (no love web or some kind or responsibility). It gradually turns into 'a Sugar baby' continuous affair. The other hand, we have the 'Faithful girlfriends'. Maybe am exaggerating too much not all girlfriends are loyal so i will stick to just 'Girlfriends'.

Saturday, 2 April 2016

ARE CATHOLICS STUPID?

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Yails HAPPY SUNDAY!
   
     Most of us are battling with 'What if i wasn't born a Catholic' and  'Does it really matter what church i go to on a Sunday'. I for one wasn't born a Catholic. I was born into a Pentecostal Home

Advantages of Fuel Scarcity in Nigeria

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    Everyone in the country is complaining bitterly about the fuel scarcity. Some fuel stations sell 150naira while others sell 200naira we never talk of black market o. Car owners have resolved in jumping molue to their offices and

Friday, 1 April 2016

Naija Army Nor Jus Get Joy

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     Hey you! Happy April's Fool Day( just implemented it hehehe). Lucky me, no one pranked me today probably it's because i've been offline. 

     Oh how i love military personnels. They are cute (the young ones mostly), can buy you booze, shows when you need them and among other things. I like the way pipu de shake wen dem see army (for naija one soldier man na army so go with the flow). I was tempted to apply for

Tuesday, 29 March 2016

Easter Trips- Nonso's Wedding

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    Happy Easter. Sorry i havn't written for some days now. Been caught up with so many things. Food business mostly. So how was your Easter break. Hope you didn't sleep in. A dear friend Nonso Udelue an Ex-course mate(Uniben Alumni) got married this Easter Monday.

Tuesday, 22 March 2016

BE STRONGER THAN YOUR STRUGGLE

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     Your current situation is just a small bump on the road to greater things. Are there days  when you wake up feeling hopeless and helpless? Like your life can't get any better? You're not alone. It happens to everyone. When this happens, you need to

Sunday, 20 March 2016

The Church and You.

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   Church isn't a spectator sport. Church is family. And yet, many Christians have little more involvement in family life than rocking up to the family dinner late, and leaving as soon as they've finished their meal.

Saturday, 19 March 2016

Nothing Faker Than A Friendly Hater

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I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me.  Now i look around and wonder if i like them. The goal isn't to be Liked it's to be Respected.

Friday, 18 March 2016

Don't Go Broke Trying To Look Rich

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"Shout-out to the girls who tell you where they got their cute clothes from instead of pretending like they forgot"

Thursday, 17 March 2016

Marriage Palava

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What is Marriage? 
Spending two year's salary on an event to entertain 500 people you don't even know...

    Will there ever be a 'lowkey' marriage in Nigeria? Are we going to keep living in sin just because we are working hard to get a 'Top-notch Wedding'. The demands are too much- Invitation cards accompanied with wine to some Honourable Guests, Beautiful white flowing gown (to make matter worse new trend don come 'reception gown'), Make-up artist for coutouring (abi na lie?),

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

She is only yours if she decides to be no matter what, likewise He.

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I hear same advise over and over again "nor pack all your eggs inside one basket". People are too focus on receiving love than giving out love. Some password their phone, some sleep with phones hidden in their inner shorts, while others go through phones when no one is watching. All this na serious headache.

Tuesday, 15 March 2016

How reliable are interviews as a method of selection?

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Now we all get excited when we get called up for job interviews. We start prepping for the D-Day. We ask ourselves so many questions: Are you really qualified for the position you are interviewing for? Do you know enough about the company you are applying to?

Friday, 11 March 2016

Twenty-Seven

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When i was a child i used to think people in their late 20s were really old. This perspective has gradually shifted as i grow. Yes o! Them young ladies NINETIES now see my age grade(unmarried ones especially) as old meat.

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

A BOOK in your hand and the World at your feet.

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There is no pleasure comparable to the pleasure of reading good books. It is an utmost satisfactory affair. There are some lovers of books who read any printed matter -even a timetable when they get nothing else to read. Books bring immense joy and warmth,

Tuesday, 8 March 2016

Dollar Inflation- Naija current state.

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It is a known fact that when the dollar- Naira exhange rate increases, prices of things generally tend to spike. Now most of us even those that don't know the initial dollar rate keeps shouting on top of their voice "na Buhari cause am na as e stop corruption". Abeg madam/oga na how Buhari cause am, that's when they start to fidget.

Thursday, 3 March 2016

Pranks- Sleeping Ugly.

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Now this particular one was the first time i got pranked by my wommie Teejay. Just got back from class. I'd say i passed out cuz the stress na die.


We all have our own sleeping positions right? Most of us choose to sleep in the position that we find comfortable but then some of our crazy friends choose the opportunity to prank us.

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

Black Pride.

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Say No to Bleaching


The desire for radiant, light and clear skin has been prevalent among Asian women. Most women especially Naija babes now use just about anything to make their skin glow.  Bleach to some degree has a corrosive effect and inflammatory conditions like Eczema which will aggravate the condition.

Wednesday, 24 February 2016

If You Never Try You Will Never Know

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"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all."

Growing up as a child was tough and when i say tough i nor mean say i hawk pepper or tomatoes for streets of Warri. It was tough because i had to struggle to be heard among my plenty siblings.

Tuesday, 23 February 2016

Alcohol.

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When a guy says "let's hang out" the first thing that comes to a Nigerian girl's mind is cinema, cool joints to drink and connect with friends, shopping mall, beach, swimming pool, resorts,

Monday, 22 February 2016

Don't tell it all.

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"We find comfort amongst those who agree with us, growth amongst those who don't."